{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
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{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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